Tornado Alley (PROG)

[blackhawks]

Pardon me boy, is that the Mueller Investigation Choo Choo?
Track twenty nine, boy you can gimme a shine

I can afford to board a Mueller Choo Choo
I've got my fare and just a trifle to spare

You leave the DC station 'bout a quarter to four
Read a few incriminating Trump Tweets and then you're in Baltimore

Dinner in the diner, nothing could be finer
Than to have your ham 'n' eggs, and maybe some indictments in your pocket, in Carolina

When you hear the whistle blowin' eight to the bar
Then you know that Tennessee is not very far

Shovel all the clean coal in, gotta keep it rollin'
Woo, woo, Chattanooga, there you are

There's gonna be a certain party at the station
Serious and real, perhaps Roger Stone looking for a plea deal.
He's gonna cry, and cry even morrre, when I tell him he'll never see home, nor even Baltimore.

Best I can do Alley Cats. Glen Miller weeps. :)

Glenn Miller - Chattanooga Choo Choo - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZAyfpNaSCY

Lyrics

Pardon me boy, is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo?
Track twenty nine, boy you can gimme a shine
I can afford to board a Chattanooga Choo Choo
I've got my fare and just a trifle to spare
You leave the Pennsylvania station 'bout a quarter to four
Read a magazine and then you're in Baltimore
Dinner in the diner, nothing could be finer
Than to have your ham 'n' eggs in Carolina
When you hear the whistle blowin' eight to the bar
Then you know that Tennessee is not very far
Shovel all the coal in, gotta keep it rollin'
Woo, woo, Chattanooga, there you are
There's gonna be a certain party at the station
Satin and lace, I used to call funny face
She's gonna cry until I tell her that I'll never roam