Sector 10 Inc (SECI)

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Method of exercising a cat

(an actual USPTO patent, did you know that just recently a patent was accepted by the USPTO for the wheel?)

Abstract

A method for inducing cats to exercise consists of directing a beam of invisible light produced by a hand-held laser apparatus onto the floor or wall or other opaque surface in the vicinity of the cat, then moving the laser so as to cause the bright pattern of light to move in an irregular way fascinating to cats, and to any other animal with a chase instinct.

https://patents.google.com/patent/US5443036A/en

Did you know that 99% of patents lose money? Need I direct you to the case in point? By the way, since you seem to have very intimate knowledge (some knowledge that isn't even public) about SECI, do you know if Deavilla has ever been directed to seek a mental health evaluation, as directed by the (a) court?

TIA


REAL CEO Pericles DeAvila