tx, listen, don't tell her a damn thing! Tell her you have found a 21 year old nympho who you have fallen in love with. She makes you feel young again. Now give her the house and the furniture in lieu of alimony. Tell her all you are keeping because you feel so bad is some dumb ass stock of a company in Harrow, Ontario Canada. Her attorney will sign quickly for the deal! THEN WE WILL SEE YOU IN VEGAS AT THE PARTY!!