nickulliana--one hilarious post! i wanta fly on your plane!
just imagine,
SCENE I: you're done talking on your cell about these bizarre sounding characters-- you turn to a "real live" passenger who looks outwardly normal, except for the endless bodily hair tucked into his Elvis suit--loudly you exclaim:
"Sasquatch! We meet AT LAST!"
SCENE II: passengers tumbling over one another for the emergency exits!