Cindy, just as an experiment, call up a securities law firm and say "i'm the CEO of a 100 million dollar company, I was sued by the SEC earlier this week for a laundry list of fraud allegations but never bothered to get a lawyer. My deposition is on Monday, can you help me out?"
See if the secretary can even manage to transfer you to a partner through the tears of hysterical laughter.
On such short notice the best rufus is going to get is some junior partner lawyer sitting by his side to make sure he doesn't violate any obivous rules or procedures.