Mike Lindell Media Corp (MLMC)

[rebtevyah]

'Mar-Key' -Few know, as you have illustrated, that WingDings is the official secret code language of Al Quaida. The idea came upon Bin Laden in 1997 when he polished off a whole order of 50 Wings, all by himself, and the master bathroom in his tent was occupied so he had to relieve his quaking colon in an old Hostess "Ding-Dongs" carton. It was in the same instant, per former Secretary of State Colin Powel, that Osama came up with the idea of "chicken-shit" and decided to make his young followers do all the infidel fighting, promising eternal rewards to them that he knew they would never get. Knowledge is power, thanks for making the world a safer place!-REB