Let's just try this on for size. OK, you want to be a Catholic priest? First we have to castrate you for the good of the church of course, then you have to plead fealty to an overseer nun that will totally beat the fuck out of your sorry ass if you even think about harming a child sexually.
If you're not in service to Christ, then you're in service to something else that is not in service to Christ.
Basically you are a wolf in sheep's clothing that is in service to Satan, and no other.