Take a close look at who is on which side of the bars and you might just reconsider your assessment of the relative maturity levels. When you can accomplish that you may be ready for parole. To borrow from Forrest:
Jailed is as Jail does.
Besides, there is already sufficient information in your "personal relationships" disclosure to allow anyone and everyone here that is of a mind to do so, to ridicule to their hearts content.
Troy
Those who shoot from the hip usually end up just shooting themselves.
Plan the grub and grub the plan.
Where is the party tonight? Who is bringng the drinks?