Thursday, October 19, 2006 7:30:35 AM
Zamia, "He who fails to understand technology is doomed to be sent up the river by it." Oops! I think they mean me.
That's also true, appearently, of those who fail to understand the absence of technology. In some town in Australia a 20-year-old woman attempted a carjack. She pulled the 49-year-old female driver from the car and jumped in. Oops! again. The car had a manual-shift transmission, which the felon didn't know how to operate, so she got out and started running. Two alert citizens saw what had happened, dropped their joeyburgers, and held the chick for the police.
Life is hard sometimes; the rest of the time it's difficult.
That's also true, appearently, of those who fail to understand the absence of technology. In some town in Australia a 20-year-old woman attempted a carjack. She pulled the 49-year-old female driver from the car and jumped in. Oops! again. The car had a manual-shift transmission, which the felon didn't know how to operate, so she got out and started running. Two alert citizens saw what had happened, dropped their joeyburgers, and held the chick for the police.
Life is hard sometimes; the rest of the time it's difficult.
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