"Jared walked out after 10 minutes and Donald Jr. said the meeting was about Russian children adoptions - a nothingburger. "
That's an interesting cover story, but Junior's emails spell out exactly what the meeting was about... so there's that. The cover story is actually pretty lame, but I would certainly like to hear it under oath.
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"What crime is there in an attempt to get dirt on your oppinent?"
As it turns out... Meeting with a Russian agent (or someone purporting to be a Russian agent according to your cover story) to solicit help from a foreign government in a US election actually is a crime. Documentation says that's exactly what happened.
Putting out a cover story about Russian adoptions, constitutes a cover-up... and that's also a crime if I'm not mistaken.
Hacking email accounts or conspiring to hack someone's email account, or to receive said hacked emails is also crime if I'm not mistaken.
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"Clinton and DNC paid millions to get a dirty dossier on Trump!"
Yeah yeah... They bought that research from a US company, that was originally working for a conservative publication. (Washington Free Beacon I think) So that would not constitute conspiring with a hostile foreign government.
But I see what you did there. Shriek a little. You'll feel better... But I think Junior, Jared and Paul are going to need pardons.