Tornado Alley (PROG)

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A number of Popes had illegitimate children
.. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sexually_active_popes
.. and a number were married.

A Father John Shuster says, 39 Popes Were Married!
http://johnshuster.com/thirtynine_popes.htm

Then there is the question whether or not Jesus and John had a special thing going.

Was Jesus gay? Probably
Paul Oestreicher
I preached on Good Friday that Jesus's intimacy with John
suggested he was gay as I felt deeply it had to be addressed
Fri 20 Apr 2012 18.00 AEST
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/belief/2012/apr/20/was-jesus-gay-probably

We know many men of the Bible had plenty of time to get up to all sorts of interesting things. A few actually lived ..
LOL over 900 years .. https://www.gotquestions.org/oldest-man-in-the-Bible.html .. Methuselah got the crown at 969.