Tornado Alley (PROG)

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She would probably do well in the stationary biathlon. For the shooting, she wouldn't even need a scope due to her special eye. That eye is a real marvel, developed from generations of inbreeding and beastiality. She can change channels on a television without even having to use a remote control with that device inherited from when her father had relations with a blind donkey. All she has to do is stare blankly and think of Donald, which is her ticket forward as she looks forward to writing a book about her days in the White House, which will be a snap once she learns to read.

Her trip to Korea must have been a blast for her, to see where her brother markets the dog carcasses he produces out in his garage, which has contributed mightily to our balance of trade with them.