TO: Clement Hadrian Chambers, ADVFN HQ
FROM: Beelzebub, OBE
RE: PlusOneCoins Update
Currently, the Plus1 faucet holds the US Dollar equivalent of $93.80, a veritable treasure chest by anyone's standards. Every 12 hours, Ihub users -- after a simple verification process that requires them to distinguish bus fenders from those belonging to a 1953 Studebaker -- can claim coinage from the faucet, 90 percent of whom will get .01 coins equal to $.0006.
As you well know, largesse comes easily to Ihubbers. Accordingly, some of the claimed coinage will be donated back to the faucet in amounts equaling $.000000006 or even more.
However, the most exciting application for the coins is to use them or percentages thereof to pay tribute to superior posts on the site. Already there are posts distinguished by awards equaling $.00006 and higher.
Although there is some concern that "pumpers" could band together and award undeserving posts absurd cryptocurrency valuations of as much as 12 cents, but Sith Lord Dave will take appropriate action if necessary.
Further updates will follow. For now, hearty congratulations on this superb initiative which represents nothing less than a paradigm shift in the use of decimal places.
