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Wednesday, 01/10/2018 11:15:27 AM

Wednesday, January 10, 2018 11:15:27 AM

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Ring ring.
Julie: Hello, Beering Lithium Corporation. This is Julie, Mr Jeremey's personal secretary slash spin doctor.
Jeremey: Julie, it's Jeremey.
Julie: why are you calling me on the phone? You're sitting not 20 feet away from my desk and your door is open... in fact, technically it is always open since it is just a screen door.
Jeremey: I am on the phone so it will look like I am busy doing something important that everyone else in the office can see me doing.
Julie: Jeremey, there is only the janitor, the accountant and me here today in the office... and we could care less if you are building your hobby toothpick castle or slurping up caviar while sipping champagne (your other hobby).
Jeremey: let's not split hairs here today counting our "key people". Julie I am desperate to look presidential today. What can I do to look presidential today and pretend like I am important in the eyes of the shareholders?
Julie: well, you could rubber stamp that useless low-ball sand-bagging POS hilarious/sad bs PEA report the Ozzies dumped on us a few days ago to fool all those dopey Latinos/Chinks down in Chile into thinking their investment isn't worth el sheet-o.
Jeremey: Excellent idea! Julie, what would I do without you?
Julie: you would probably be flipping burgers at McDonald's where you belong.
Jeremey: do you have a link to the report I am going to truncate/publish/confirm secondhand and pretend I am actually "in the loop"?
Julie: yes you could use this one https://www.juniorminingnetwork.com/junior-miner-news/press-releases/2019-tsx-venture/brz/40461-bearing-confirms-filing-of-maricunga-preliminary-economic-assessment.html Who wipes your butt when you are finished pooping? Surely it can't be you.

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