dutchman, there's nothing more productive than....
buying your own earnings back at a 400% after tax return. also nothing that creates value faster than repurchasing a company's "supposed" book value of $20 per share for the current $2 handle price.
this is grade school arithmetic.
recommend calling PE and hard core institutional guys in NYC in the morning and posting your results.
my guess is that all of these professional investors have seen this movie before and will tell us all to go to hades, and then hang up, before rolling on the floor with hysterical laughter.
your upside is that if they take a position the shares go up a lot. the related upside is you can post their comments of why they refuse this great deal.