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Re: Zorax post# 136055

Sunday, 09/10/2006 1:20:27 AM

Sunday, September 10, 2006 1:20:27 AM

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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men &women differ so much.

And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never
figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into astate
of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do."

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I
just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every
husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my
emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a
man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who
I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed dept. store. I walked around with her while she tried on several
different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I
told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment
her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to
the jewelry dept. where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me
tell you...she was so excited.

She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to
think she was testing me because she asked for a
tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.I think I
threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier".

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT???!!!"

I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for
awhile..You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why
can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

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