Tornado Alley (PROG)

[F6]

rooster -- I'm rich; give me all your money

if you own a house, car, any investments, anything else worth anything, sell, sell, sell and give me all that money too

and keep giving me every other penny you ever get your hands on for the rest of your life -- I own you now

be nice about it and I might let you live in a tent on my patio -- be real nice about it, and I might even let you have a fan for your tent on days when it goes over 100°F

no food or water, of course, as they'd just make you shit and piss

your deserving owner,

Mark