Two young prospective priests were riding their bikes to seminary school when one of them had a terrible accident. While riding down a hill a stick got caught in the spokes and flipped the young lad over the handlebars. As he tumbled down the hill the bike eventually landed on top of him and the handlebar went right up his ass.
"Go to school and tell Sister Mary what happened", said the injured youngster to his friend.
So when the other boy got to the seminary he found Sister Mary and started telling her the story. "David and I were riding to seminary together and he got into a terrible accident"! The boy exclaimed.
"What happened"? Asked Sister Mary.
"Well" the boy said. "As we were going down the hill a stick got caught in David's spokes and it flipped him over, he tumbled down the hill, then the bike landed on top of him and the handlebar went right up his ass"!
"Ahhh" said Sister Mary. "You mean rectum".
"Rectum"?! The boy exclaimed. "It damn near killed 'em"!!!!
A smart person learns from their mistakes. But a wise person learns from others mistakes.
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