It's buddy/slappy
He is saying "I claim to be shorting this, why can't I short this, I spend my lunches and after hours blasting boards with bash posts just so I can buy some NMKT before it runs. I am so important, there is no way anyone ignores me. Man, if I have to work a 10 hr shift, only to come home and try to get some poor guy to lose money on a stock, how pathetic, give me a gun..."
now it has a soundtrack
Hey eq2, have a great weekend