Go ahead and do it Plato
I am getting a good chuckle over this one. We all have to step back at times and just look at things from the sillier side and I can see you are doing that. Its just good for the soul and a good way to keep perspective.
And in the long run, this is not about being King anyway, its about making money. Let him be "King", you just have to settle with making all the money....
If somethings hard to do, then its not worth doing - Homer Simpson