Presidential Realty Corp. (PDNLB)

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There was a sullen sloth, from afar, wishing to crush a fledgling sprout. This tyrant sent a brash uncouth, yet perplexingly numerous, legion of servile rapists and murderers to crush this sprout. Yet the sprout had the DNA of a mighty oak, for it had graced the heavens with its caress, and the heavens longed for its caress once more. The legions were slaughtered by the few, fledgling mountain rebels. They served as kings of the new regime, and the kingdom of eternal light was founded on a foundation of men mightier than the gods themselves.