Tornado Alley (PROG)

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They are trying to kill investigation! .. why? .. it's said curiosity has killed .. how many cats??? could be billions .. but really. kill curiosity? .. and it wouldn't work, as those rewritten headlines are as drab and stuffed with info that it would be impossible, IMPOSSIBLE not to click on every one of them just to see if there was anything interesting inside .. and hey you know how people, and what they're made of, fight back when threatened .. well, as the feeling threatened inquisitive bits of our brains were feeling so threatened by those staid and stuffy ultra uninteresting new anti-clickbait headlines .. like the .. hm, one sec .. ok, yeah, the nucleus accumbens, for one (thank sod for recall, chuckle), and other brain bits being threatened would be fighting back with all the strength of every loving synapse of their each very being! .. they are trying to kill the human brain!! .. it's a conspiracy!!! .. could even cause strokes .. call AJ!

Seriously, i thank my wet sock those headlines were rewritten "in the spirit of practice and loving fealty"!!!

Can i just slip one in now? Thanks.

What ISIS Really Wants

The Islamic State is no mere collection of psychopaths. It is a religious group with carefully considered beliefs, among
them that it is a key agent of the coming apocalypse. Here’s what that means for its strategy—and for how to stop it.
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/03/what-isis-really-wants/384980/

It was a toss-up between that one and pasta.