Nah, I'm not playing dumb. I'm making fun of your penchant for idiotic conspiratorial innuendo.
#whatisshehiding!!!!!!111111ONEONEONE
It's like baseless attacks on Barack by your idiotic right wing brethren. They never stop. Why can't he lead???? Why is he wearing purple???? He just smiled!!! Why is he smiling???? Smiling is un-American!!!!