Shoot if you must this kinky head, but spare my country's flag he said. A kinky defense is the best offense. Kinkiness by any other name would smell as sweet. Kinkiness is in the eye of the beholder. Kinkiness is a group concept. Kinky is as kinky does.
My guess is that you find the second the most appealing ... as befits and advocate for slinky kinkies.
Uh ... excuse me, Troy ... I can't continue ... I fear uncovering the true depth of my depravity. (Unless, of course, Sara were to ask.)