Soapstone Networks Inc. (fka SOAP)

[AKvetch]

What kind of ambulance chaser are you? OK, if you insist, I'll email her for my usual 10% cut. Wait a minute. Make that 15%, given who the "client" is.

And as to your "quote", you really should provide attribution. That was in the Playboy Magazine joke section in the 1970's. I only remember because the jokes are printed on the back of the centerfold page. Weird, I don't remember who was Playmate that month. Ahh, old age, and what it does to you. Wait my friend. One day you will be 39 again too.

AK