Tornado Alley (PROG)

[Hanibal]

Ah yes, zerohedge. The loony conspiracy and paranoia mill only taken seriously by the just-as-loony libertarians. Too funny.

Here's ZH summarized:

Step 1: Bet financially on a complete collapse of the economy "caused by liberal policies" (usually by telling their readers to buy Gold or some other BS)
Step 2: Nothing ever happens.

Looks like you gobbled up ZH's shit sandwich nicely, Dr. GullibleChild