The Jailhouse

[GATEKEEPER]

RIM, new company name? Let's have a show of hands: How many here know what a rim job is? Well, if you don't you're about to get one.

Whatta f--king financial engineering joke! That little beer tapping shill Pengy is over on Ihump trying to sell this disaster. Ray gives Mercatus 92,000 shares up front. That is $28,000 for nothing but "best efforts". Then some other doofus says, "good, no dilution" 500 million shares! WHP does some quantum math to get movie revenues to $2.2 million!
They still think that Mercatus can find 6 million bucks! Any of those f--king idiots read the "best efforts" clause? I'll be using my "best efforts" to get in Claudia Schiffer's pants tonite. Think it'll happen?

I love NVEI! Always a surprise.