My dog was howling this awhile ago and I thought I'd share:
Loofman ain't too happy no more... Cause there ain't no mo meaty bones in store. PPHM has taken him to places I've not ever seen... He's down $80k and is acting a smite mean. The Korn kicker done dried up and turned into vapor My flees have increased as I'm now sleepin' with my neighbor. Tessi may is long gone and the shack is a heap Poor Loofman can't even get love from old sheep. The outlook is poor as them Peregrine boys snore, Dreaming of new trials galore, dreaming of new trials like never before. And what money is left feeds the boys in the black who done knew this day was a comin' when 8 shares could buy you a Big Mac. Oh, whoa is me as I sit here and plea... Git Loofman back on his feet once again so I can eats Once again from the palm of his hand.