K²: LMAO, I thought you had seen my page. A toothpick tillin is me ripping up the yard with a garden claw. Got over growth and crabgrass taking over the side of the house that my gf wants gone... I like destroying chit so I volunteered.
Used to have lawn bugs but spread a chemical that kills them and fertilizes the lawn and flower beds at the same time... had a serious earwig infestation that was starting to make its way indoors. I hate friggin bugs. Now if I could just get the cat to quit bringin crickets, grasshoppers and hissing beatles inside...