i was wandering in the sumerian countryside when i saw a a small opening at the side of the mountain and then i peeked in and it was all black but it had a small crawl space so i got on my belly and wiggled through eating dirt and scrap and i did this for a few years and then a few more and then a couple more after that but then on the other end when i finally came out i saw the tower that was built up to the skies, and i knew i was in babel.