I'm brain dead right now... this is tongue in cheek, right? I'm guessing this was a TV skit... if it was circa 1970... I missed it... first three years of college were spent sans television... not a standard back then... I think we learned more. Had a 13" B&W my senior year... my downfall.
BTW... papers were typed on a 3" Royal manual typewriter... spelling and punctuation counted... unlike the kee-rap they accept these days.
Sure hope the Jersey bears like tasty tender morsels of baby groundhogs but I'm not holding my breath.