Allright then, let us venture to guess what the update will say,
here is my take.
Dear shareholder,
notice how these last several months our partners fixing the price on the shares have taken it down and kept it there in the hope to flush you out, so they can grease their hands with your shares, and then, through their association and that of our newly acquired 10% owner/partner, who happens to be a hedge fund guy connected to others like him, will propel the price sky high on the news we'll invent depending on the mood of the day, so we can then resell to you the same shares you sold us for nothing at a mega mark-up.
CEO emeritus , P. GILES.