OT. Here's a good one...
By: rett_i_dass
02 Jul 2006, 07:21 AM EDT
Everyone wonders why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now:
No beer, no bars, no radio, no television, no Playboy or Penthouse, no Teasers, no rugby, no football, no basketball, no baseball, no golf, no
dancing, no music. No bikinis on the beach, no nude beaches, no summer
mini skirts and braless beauties. No BBQ pork, no ham, no bacon, no
hot-dogs, no burgers, no lobster, no shellfish or even frozen seafood
sticks. No Christmas! Rags for clothes and dish towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are
no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. You can't shave.
Your wife can't shave. You can't even shave your wife. Sand is
everywhere. Sand gets into everything. You wipe your backside with your
left hand without toilet paper and if they catch you stealing they chop
off your good hand and you must eat with your ###### hand. You can't
shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride
is picked by someone else. She smells just like your camel, but your
camel has a better disposition.
Then your leaders tell you that when you die, you get 27 virgins and it
all gets better!
So... Nope... No mystery here!
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