Marani Brands Inc. (MRIB)

[Matthew Berg]

I've tasted it. It's clear spirits. It's random swill. Doubt there's even skim milk or honey in it too. And now we know it's produced by a mass distiller under contract. No different than any other vodka and probably along the lines of the extremely cheap ones. I'm sure MRIB pays as little as possible for the product. Every expert that's tasted Marani calls it ordinary and nothing special other than an odd after taste. Probably from the bath tub it's made in. The awards they supposedly won were purchased. I could pee in a bottle, add Tito's and call it specialty vodka and get the same awards MRIB claimed and a plaque, bunch of pens and a set of cuff links.