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Susie, Since Matt cannot understand my posts as well as you,
i'am now officially anointing you the inbetween of got and milk.

Cut Paste & Spruce my ideas, then send them to Matt.

Any awards, especially cash for great suggestions, we share.

ok,
first that John, Paul, Ringo, ??? Beagles song "The Number 9"(& 5)
Effective 4/1/03, Subscription rates...
$8.95 for Monthly,
$49.95 for Semi-Annual,
$89.95 for Annual.
$169.95 Lifetime Subscriptions (unavailable on 5/1)
now,
Lets say Matt included in the above sales pitch...
"buy one, get one free" or "buy one, second 1/2 price"
or,
buy a Monthly and get a week free
buy a Semi-Annual and get a month free
buy an Annual and get a free anal inspection at Jailhouse
buy a Lifetime Subscription and get added 100 years to the
Bob'n Logic of initial 112 years, towards the Expiration Date.
buy a Lifetime Subscription after 5/1 and get Raspberries.
plus,
Lets write up a sales promo for Matt to use.
(example)
I took a poll, and iHub members versus them only on Raging Bull
- live 13 years longer
- have a wider screen t.v.
- drive more V8 and V12 cars
- get less bug bites during summer
- live closer to KK doughnut store
- had better toilet training & are more regular

ok???
doug