The Jailhouse

[Koikaze]

Thar! That'll teach ya to tease an old "feller" (I originally wrote "tart" to avoid even a smell of vulgarity. Then, after re-reading the sentence, I decided that, if I didn't change it, some of those folks laying out there in the bushes would assert that I'm gender-challenged).

Fred

Hey, Chu. Would you zip me up?