Whatever happened to REAL musicians?
Where's Henry Busse, who turned kissing a trumpet into an art form?
And Lionel, who could make two sticks and a bunch of boards, tickle your spine.
And Johnny Long, who could turn a shanty into a toe-tapper, even if it was over there in shantytown.
When did noises, generated by not-very-good programmers, get classified as music?
Ah, well. I guess if you're life revolves around McDonalds, quality must be an alien concept.
Fred