Wade, your AAPL short idea is working so far.
In addition, a voodoo priestess came to me in a dream last night and whispered, "Apple breached the 200 day moving average, so it's going down and so are you!"
I told her I didn't believe in that t/a stuff. She said, "You soon will!"
I have seen lots of $1 stocks with strong earnings and solid balance sheets triple, quadruple and more, but I have yet to see one go below zero.