Tornado Alley (PROG)

[DesertDrifter]

Aqua Buddha has been getting the free pass for the most part on his honeymoon of being a candidate, and even screws up stuff that he should be able to handle with ease. But reporters have so much material to rake him with that he would be better served studying to try to finally pass his board exams for opthamology and get a real job. He wouldn't even make a good used car salesman, as he cannot even sell himself properly. The military industrial complex sell-out was the nail in his coffin that would, in the end, be used to turn young people against him.