Don't act like you are tough..just because you hit shore on kneeboard.
I invented a new sport. Sand Skiing. Sort of a "tough man competition."
Here's how you do it:
1) Get your Jeep 2) Get you a ski rope 3) Drive to the woods, where preferrably there is mostly sand 4) Whoever can be dragged behind the Jeep for longest, while hanging onto the ski rope, is the winner.
I actually won at this often back in my younger days..
Let me translate. There is absolutely nothing to do in Tallahassee.