Simon wasn't Lisa Gurry an iron woman in Aus for a while? (only kidding around LOL) Someone told me this joke today....I wanted to throw up...talk about corny...it is a must share though...lol! A maths teacher goes to the airport. In his case he has a protractor, calculator etc. Upon Going through the metal detectors...they are set off. Security rush over see what is in his case and detain the Maths teacher in custody. The maths teacher exclaimed...what ever is all this darn fuss about.....??????? The security officers reply............ Sir we have reason to believe that you are carrying weapons of Maths Instruction...................LOL!