If I had a $1 for every time I've heard that old story I'd own 94.763% of FONU!!! Watch next he'll start babbling about how excited he is to live on site in an Airsteam & ride a 4 wheeler to the office each day. One thing is for sure I know how he can lose 40 lbs of ugly fat, what a big headed jack wagon! He'd better steer clear of Isil or Isis!