The Jailhouse

[OrionSciFi]

Matt,

I have broken virtually every rule of iHub. I have had, at various times, over 34 aliases that I can remember -- I have lost track of most, but you seem to have caught up with me (good job). I have impersonated others screen names. I have "borrowed" passwords. I have used control software. I have used vulgarities. I have personally insulted other people. I have tricked you and lied to you. It was all done in fun and good humor (mine), but I realize that this type of behavior is not acceptable to you and others.

Yes, I have been a very bad netizen.

I am prepared to accept any amount of jail time that you'd like. I would like to eventually reform myself into a decent, rules-abiding netizen.

If Waksal gets 63 months for tens of millions of dollars of fraud, I am sure I deserve 2-3 weeks (or more?) of jail time for my non-criminal behavior -- but I leave the decision to your emminent intellect and good judgement. :)

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And listen up fellow inmates, undoubtably I am in for the longest sentence you've ever seen given, so you better not be dropping any soap while I am around -- I'll getcha.