The Jailhouse

[skylark7472000]

I am checking in.

Do I need to pay you money to get out of jail? I was in Tiajuana once and had to give the local cops $40 each (there were three of them) before they would let me cross back into the USA. I told them no, and then two of them pulled their pistolas on me and pulled back the hammer -- so I whipped out $120 and they shook my hand and let me on my way. I can do business like slim shady, if you want me to.

True story too.