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Why would you want to leave the board to go read a book??? You've got your very own personal Holden Caufield right here with my posts, and you want to go in search of inferior reading material????
Someday, when they are collecting my posts for a compilation for the Pulitzer, I hope you will have the honesty to admit, "I was off reading Mad Magazine at the time.".