Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

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If you are blaming someone else for your personal decisions put yourself in this catagory:

Corona, CA - Tom Ridge's advice to Americans to stock up on duct tape
and plastic has sparked a lawsuit which has been filed against him, the
Department of Homeland Security, and President George W. Bush.

Steven J. Bosell, the owner of B & B Construction in Corona,
California, has filed a lawsuit claiming emotional distress, personal injury and
sexual dysfunction after he wrapped his "privates" in duct tape to
protect them from a biological attack.

"After watching Mr. Ridge on television advising us to stock up on duct
tape and plastic, I went to the local Costco and bought $100 worth of
duct tape to protect myself", Bosell said. "When I got home, I taped u p
my windows and doors. After I did that I realized if survivors like
myself are going to reproduce and populate the Earth after a biological
attack, we have to protect our privates as well."

Bosell claimed in his lawsuit he wrapped his "privates" in duct tape as
test of "Homeland Security". When he tried to remove the tape, Bosell
injured himself when the tape began peeling off skin and body hair.

After calling an ambulance, Bosell was taken to the hospital where the
doctors and nurses laughed at him. "I told the doctors and nurses at
the hospital if they laughed, I would file a lawsuit against them and the
hospital. They laughed any ways and I now have another lawsuit pending"
Bosell said with tears streaming down his face. "They went out their
way to make me look like a fool. Once I saw the doctors scalpel go toward
my privates, I totally lost it and blacked out".

Also named in the lawsuit is the President of the United States, George
W. Bush. "President Bush is just as liable for injury to my
reproductive future because he hired Mr. Ridge to run the Department of Homeland
Security and Mr. Ridge gave the nation bad advice. They also make me
look like a fool." Bosell sobbed. The Department of Homeland Security and
the Bush Administration have no comment on Mr. Bosell's lawsuit.

We can only hope that this man's reproductive capabilities HAVE indeed
been 'curbed'!

Copyright 2003 - The Corona Times

another darwin award.

and this guy is a housing contractor