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If you'd rather not be a place, there are actually characters worth looking at, for goodness sake.

Full Cast and Crew for
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0371724/fullcredits

Or for a more complete list:

http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Ultra-Complete_Index_to_the_Hitch_Hiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy/so...

Slartibartfast might be right for this poster.

"Definition: Planet of Origin: Magrathea
Species: Magrathean

Slartibartfast is a planetary construction engineer from the legendary world of Magrathea. Magrathea provided a luxury planet building service for the most refined and—let’s face it— richest clientele in the galaxy. Magrathea catered to every taste. Slartibartfast is a real craftsman and sometimes views with dismay the newer, flashier planets. If truth be told, Slartibartfast would rather be left alone to build beautiful coastlines with intricate fjords. After all, he’s won awards for them. "

Personally, I feel like the cow at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe most days -- hawking a piece of myself on iHub all day...