Actually, as I was reading your tale of woe, nailpolish remover came to mind and I was interested to see the brains in your family thought of it too. ;)
It is a reminder of how strong nailpolish remover is.
Agree with your RANT, BTW.
"If we talk about the economy, we'll lose"
-Bush44's top aide
"This campaign is not about issues"
-Rick Davis, Bush44's Campaign Manager