You will be mildly amused to find that I am drooling again. All of the nerves have been extracted from the tooth yet it still aches. Would this suffice as a minor fix? However! I am about to drug myself. In half an hour I'll be better than new. You will have to determine if Schadenfreude or mitfreude (which is not the damned word I'm looking for but will do unless it means fake gloves or something) are in order.
A German friend of mine told me ages ago (or I'd remember - snicker) the two words: Schadenfreude and another freude word that meant happiness for others who've had some good fortune. I cannot find anywhere on Google that other wonderful freude, the demand for and usefulness of is evidenced in it's suspicious absence from all google queries. I was thinking we ought to make that the next ubiquitous boutique word and thereby inspire random acts of goodness and kindness right here on ihub! Scary. Low, I know you can do it. FIND ME THAT WORD! Pleaaase!!!
P.S. IF THIS IS GIBBERISH, YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DELETE. THE PAIN KILLERS STARTED TAKING EFFECT HALFWAY THROUGH THIS POST. HAVE LOST TOTAL DISCRETION, AND FURTHERMORE, THE CAPS JUST HAPPENED, THEY ARE NOT INTENDED. out.
I can't believe how long it took to write this mess. Beddy bye for me.