Phil, I'll bring my chain saw along with the wine when I visit. Please make sure you have the following on hand,
A corkscrew.
A burning permit.
Bandages & peroxide for gaping rough cut wounds.
An up to date copy of your insurance policy.
An attorney. Check with Troy.
A couple of units of A- blood, just in case.
911 on speed dial.
Targets. Preferably lifesize ones of Bush and Clinton. (One for each of us.)
Hot dogs and hanburgers.
I'll bring dessert and my own ammo. The wives can go shopping.
It should be a blast!
Pete
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